How to kill zombies -_o

So you have a zombie process, in my case varnish and I couldn’t kill it with kill -9 PID or killall -9 varnishd..

Use: ps fauxwww – It will show you a branch of processes and you want to kill it’s parent process, in my case it was bash. Don’t do killall bash, that would just be stupid. Do kill -9 PID_of_bash_parent..

That is all, now you too can kill zombies.

Very few concepts blow my mind, here is one that does.

This is purely a concept but I love it. The projectors will kill the battery life but I could live with that assuming it has wireless charging. Just the concept of getting rid of a laptop/tablet so my only mobile device is my mobile is enough for me. I would be happy to tap on my leg as an pseudo keyboard. I’m a drummer, I do it anyway.