When twitter goes bad..

This week twitter has really been a nightmare for me..

Problem a) A friend decided to advertise that I was abroad. This is an obvious security risk but once it’s out there it’s out there and you can’t claw it back, subsequently a conversation took place on twitter about me having a holiday so the message spread.. Pretty damn annoying.

Problem b) People started DM’ing me about problems, my inbox was being monitored by my colleagues who couldn’t get in touch with the people DM’ing me because the people DM’ing me didn’t have my email address and my colleagues don’t use twitter.

Solution: Change my twitter profile to ask people to email me instead of DM me. As for people advertising if someone is on holiday (away from home) think about it first. The people who mentioned I was away from home have had e-safety training so should know better.

Updated Varnish WordPress VCL

THIS VARNISH CONFIG HAS BEEN UPDATED AND IS AVAILABLE HERE

I have been tweaking a varnish vcl config for WordPress for quite some time and I wanted to share it..  Thanks to everyone(especially DocWilco)  in #varnish on Linpro IRC for helping

Features:

  1. Load balancing
  2. Probing
  3. Does not cache wp-admin
  4. Puts all uploads/content requests onto one server
  5. Purging
  6. Long timeout for file uploads
  7. XML RPC support
  8. Custom 404 and 500 message
  9. Forwards user IP address for comments

First of all.. Let’s define some backends..

// BACKEND CONFIGS
backend server1 {
  .host = "server1.example.com";
  .port = "8080";
  .probe = {
                .url = "/";
                .interval = 5s;
                .timeout = 1 s;
                .window = 5;
                .threshold = 3;
  }
// we include time outs so uploads don't time out
 .connect_timeout = 600s;
 .first_byte_timeout = 600s;
 .between_bytes_timeout = 600s;
}

backend server2 {
  .host = "server2.example.com;
  .port = "8080";
  .probe = {
                .url = "/";
                .interval = 5s;
                .timeout = 1 s;
                .window = 5;
                .threshold = 3;
  }
// we include time outs so uploads don't time out
 .connect_timeout = 600s;
 .first_byte_timeout = 600s;
 .between_bytes_timeout = 600s;
}

// define round-robin for backends
director cluster round-robin {
        {.backend = server1;}
        {.backend = server2;}
}

// set the servers wordpress can purge from
acl purge {
        "server1.example.com";
        "server2.example.com";
}

sub vcl_fetch {
 if (req.http.host ~ "ourdomain.com"
     || req.http.host ~ "ourotherdomain.com"
// don't cache wp-admin ever cause that's not cool
     && req.url !~ "wp-admin")
{
// we cache these domains for 8 hours unless they are purged.
        set beresp.ttl = 8h;
        set beresp.grace = 600s;
// don't cache 404 or 500 errors
        if (beresp.status == 404 || beresp.status >= 500) {
                  set beresp.ttl = 0s;
        }
}
// tell all of the files to use server1
if (req.url ~ "files") {set req.backend = server;set beresp.ttl = 8h;}
}

sub vcl_recv {
// Purge WordPress requests for purge
  if (req.request == "PURGE") {
                if (!client.ip ~ purge) {
                        error 405 "Not allowed.";
                }
                purge("req.url == " req.url " && req.http.host == " req.http.host);
                error 200 "Purged.";
        }

// forward the client IP so comments show up properly
set req.http.X-Forwarded-For = client.ip;

// let server2 handle all feeds
    if (req.url ~ "/feed/")
    {set req.backend = server2;}

// server1 must handle file uploads
    if (req.url ~ "media-upload.php"
    || req.url ~ "file.php"
    || req.url ~ "async-upload.php")
    {set req.backend = server1;return(pass);}

// server1 can serve all files.
    if (req.url ~ "/files/")
    {set req.backend = server1;}

// do not cache xmlrpc.php
    if (req.url ~ "xmlrpc.php")
    {return(pass);}

// strip cookies from xmlrpc
    if (req.request == "GET" && req.url ~ "xmlrpc.php")
    remove req.http.cookie;return(pass);}

// caching these files is fine
if (req.http.Accept-Encoding) {
        if (req.url ~ "\.(jpg|png|gif|gz|tgz|bz2|lzma|tbz)(\?.*|)$") {
            remove req.http.Accept-Encoding;
        } elsif (req.http.Accept-Encoding ~ "gzip") {
            set req.http.Accept-Encoding = "gzip";
        } elsif (req.http.Accept-Encoding ~ "deflate") {
            set req.http.Accept-Encoding = "deflate";
        } else {
            remove req.http.Accept-Encoding;
        }
}

// Remove cookies and query string for real static files
    if (req.url ~ "^/[^?]+\.(jpeg|jpg|png|gif|ico|js|css|txt|gz|zip|lzma|bz2|tgz|tbz|html|htm)(\?.*|)$") {
       unset req.http.cookie;
       set req.url = regsub(req.url, "\?.*$", "");
    }

// Remove cookies from front page
    if (req.url ~ "^/$") {
       unset req.http.cookie;
    }

// if the request is for our domain and not for wp-admin then load balance it to a server that is responding or send it to server1
if (req.http.host ~ "ourdomain.com"
    || req.http.host ~ "ourotherdomain.com"
    && req.url !~ "wp-admin")
{
        set req.http.X-Forwarded-For = client.ip;
        set req.backend = cluster;
        } else {
        set req.http.X-Forwarded-For = client.ip;
        set req.backend = server1;
}

// Custom error message
sub vcl_error {
if(obj.status == 404) {
        set obj.ttl = 0s;
  set obj.http.Content-Type = "text/html; charset=utf-8";
    synthetic {" <!--?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?-->

    "} obj.status " " obj.response {"
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How to put the latest CBBC news on your WordPress blog

Step 1. Log into your blog
Step 2. Click Appearance-> Widgets
Step 3. Drag RSS over to your sidebar.
Step 4. Paste http://newsrss.bbc.co.uk/rss/cbbc_news/homepage/rss.xml in where it asks for RSS feed URL
Step 5. Give the widget a title. *optional

Note: PrimaryBlogger users can just drag the CBBC Widget onto their sidebar.